... and then there was the time that the dog was resting under the table, whilst his handler (moi) was sitting beside the computerized notetaker. (A person who types the gist of what is being said so that the hard of hearing person can follow what is being discussed at a meeting).
For reasons known only to the dog, he got up, stretched, then mashed his entire snout straight into the crotch of the notetaker, who happened to be male. Then just as quickly, retracted his head back under the table cloth and thus out of sight.
The notetaker must have jumped about 2 feet in shock, then looked over at me and gave me a huge smile. My horrified response? "IT WAS THE DOG! IT WAS THE DOG!"